on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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