Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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