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hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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