are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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