there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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