Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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