a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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