babies were throwing up all over the place
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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