Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
