why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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