And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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