Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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