My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
