Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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