fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
