ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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