he wants to bone in the snuggie
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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