It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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