Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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