so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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