The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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