Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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