As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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