remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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