I want to make a zoo with you.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
