I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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