if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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