I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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