So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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