you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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