So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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