Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
