My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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