I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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