Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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