Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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