Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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