I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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