new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
