Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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