so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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