OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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