Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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