all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
