You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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