I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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