yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Farmville is her only friend.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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