She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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