Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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