Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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