I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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